last night I had a dream. I did an armed robbery using my antique WWII M-1. Immediately caught I was in a police car and the cop said - "If you tell me what happened I'll give you a break. I know that this was a one time thing and you're not a criminal." In my show - IT'S CRIMINAL the comedy - I do a bit based on my experiences as a criminal defense lawyer about my clients confessing at the drop of a hat. It amazes me they listen to the cops horseshit they use about helping them out etc. In my dream, that's just what happens - the cop says to me - "if you tell me what happened I'll be able to help you out." I think what the hell - and confess. The next thing that happens is I'm in jail and I'm wondering if there is any possible way to escape and how I can case the joint out without the guards knowing that I'm thinking about escaping. And I'm scared.
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It amazes me they listen to the cops horseshit they use about helping them out etc... This amazes me, too. I'm gonna try it. You know, with friends and people generally. "Tell me what happened and I'll give you break." See if anyone confesses to anything.
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Ohh !! you had a dream that you were in the jail and cops trying to help you. This amazes me too.
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